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Walter White’s “I Am the One Who Knocks” Written By Other Authors (via Tumblr)
Back in September author Laura Spadanuta imagined what it would be like if Walter White’s infamous “I am the one who knocks” speech was written by famous literary figures. It just popped up on our Tumblr feed and we’re still missing “Breaking Bad” super hard so we’re sharing it now. You can check out the full article to see how the speech would sound through the lens of Jane Austen, Edgar Allan Poe, James Joyce, Ernest Hemingway, John Steinbeck, George R. R. Martin, J.K. Rowling, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Toni Morrison, Dr. Seuss and Stephenie Meyer.
“And so I come, heartily rapping, not at all gently tapping, tapping, upon the chamber door. Tis I,” he blustered, “and no one more.”