That thing you’ve been wanting to happen has finally happened: Pottermore is relevant! We kid, we kid.
Except we totally don’t.
All joking aside, a big, giant, huge thing happened today! Harry Potter author J.K. Rowling released a brand new short story about an older Harry Potter and company on her interactive website Pottermore!!!
Rowling has been writing various new material for the site over the years (including a whole bunch of things about Quidditch) and today she rewarded us for still being on Pottermore with a story about the now adult wizards.
Albeit a story masquerading as a Daily Prophet gossip column. Written by Rita Skeeter of course.
Have no fear Potter fans, while Harry might be about to turn 34 in the real world, Skeeter tells us that he still insists on wearing “the distinctive round glasses that some might say are better suited to a style-deficient twelve-year-old.”
You can read the short on Pottermore right now! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?! That last line is killing us! Could it be?