Noted serial-killer George R. R. Martin who writes the Song of Ice and Fire series is not a great wedding planner, and he’s an even worse Santa.
In this sketch from College Humor, GRRM takes out Kris Kringle in order to bring a bunch of unwitting office workers what they never wanted – the destruction of everyone they love in “Game of Thrones.”
It’s kind of what he does.
Sorry guy who wants Arya to reunite with Jon Snow and dude who wants Theon Greyjoy to stop getting tortured. Sorry girl who just wants Dany and Jorah to finally get together and fly dragons into the sunset.
Sorry everyone at the office Christmas party who doesn’t want to die. Maybe GRRM will resurrect you in 20 years when Winds of Winter is published.
Merry Christmas to all and to all a good Night’s Watch. HO HO HODOR!
(via: Laughing Squid)