This Love Song is Inspired Entirely by Goosebumps Titles (via Laughing Squid)
Sure, this song chock full of Goosebumps book titles came out way back in 2011, but it’s seasonally appropriate. Also R.L. Stine recently shared it. The cheekily titled number “You Give Me Goosebumps” is available for purchase on Bandcamp.
The Vermont Teddy Bear Company Made a Fifty Shades of Grey Bear to Dominate You on Valentine’s Day (via Jezebel)
Sad that we missed out on it this V-Day, but the Vermont Teddy Bear Company manufactured a bear inspired by Christian Grey from the best-selling BDSM novel Fifty Shades of Grey. As the ad copy explained, “Dominate Valentine’s Day this year. Surprise the one you can’t get enough of with this irresistible Bear made with smoky fur and smoldering blue eyes. He wears a handsome grey suit with silver tie, and even comes complete with a mask and a pair of handcuffs. He’s more than 50 shades of fun, and your Valentine can’t help but submit to loving him. ” WHY!?!
Scientists Create an Invisibility Cloak: Nerds Imagine Best Marauders Cosplay Ever (via The Mary Sue)
While we would love to discuss the scientific and militaristic ramifications of an invisibility cloak, all we can think about is OH MY GOD, ONE THIRD OF THE DEATHLY HALLOWS IS NOW REAL! At least in box form, because it’s more an invisibility box than a cloak. But, it does cloak things in the verb sense of the word so it’s still technically an invisibility cloak. Get it? Get it!?! In scientific terms, it splits light into waves which travel around the cloaked object and blah blah blah blah technology.
