Around the Interwebs: Volume XLIII

The Black Milk Batman Line May Be the Best Black Milk Line (via Dance With Zombies)

Black Milk Batman Joke Bomber

Black Milk Clothing has a brand new line coming out and this one is all about Batman! We love the Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings lines, but none of those have this gorgeous Joker bomber jacket inspired by The Killing Joke. Shut up and take our money! You can check out the entire collection from the upcoming Batman line over on Black Milk’s Pinterest page. There’s a little something for everyone.

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Around the Interwebs: Volume XLII

You Can’t Be Friends With Sherlock Holmes Because He’ll Ruin All Your TV Shows (via Jezebel)

In addition to not wanting to be friends with Sherlock Holmes because he’s a colossal jerk, you probably don’t want to be friends with Sherlock Holmes because he’ll ruin the twists and turns of all your favorite television shows. The above cartoon imagines what such a scenario would be like, although we don’t know how he figured out that Dan Humphrey is Gossip Girl because the writers just picked his name out of a hat for the series finale. Seriously, on a scale from 1 to Dan Humphrey, how many messages have you sent to yourself?

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Around the Interwebs: Volume XLI

There’s a Hilarious Rap Version of the “Misty Mountains” Song From The Hobbit (via Topless Robot)

We’ve posted our fair share of nerdy rap songs (including that amazingly epic “Game of Thrones” birthday rap), but you can never have enough, so here’s a rap version of “Misty Mountains” from The Hobbit. If Thorin Oakenshield explaining that his back story is as dark as the beard on his face doesn’t excite you, we just don’t know what will. Bonus: there is a super sexy dwarf in this version too. And rapping Gandalf. So much rapping Gandalf.

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Around the Interwebs: Volume XL

“South Park” Won Television With Their Kanye West/Kim Kardashian Hobbit Parody Episode (via Rickey)

We thought “South Park” could not top their Black Friday/”Game of Thrones” trilogy (which ended in a violent Red Robin Wedding this month), but then in their season finale they had an entire plot revolving around Kanye West trying to convince himself that Kim Kardashian is not a Hobbit. You know, even though she is friends with a wizard named Gandalf, smokes a pipe, sings songs while drinking grog, once killed a dragon with her dwarf friends and has a movie loosely based on her show “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” called The Hobbit out. Which is about tiny, loud people living in a fantasy world. We died. You can check out all the Kimye/Hobbit clips over on Rickey.

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Around the Interwebs: Volume XXXIX

We May Have Found a Shirt That Beats Out “Boo, You Whorecrux(via RedBubble)

Crows Before Hoes

Previously our favorite shirt was the super punny: “Boo, You Whorecrux” (although “Boo, You Horcrux” would be preferable) but that may have been replaced by this hilarious “Crows Before Hoes” shirt available for purchase on RedBubble. Though, wouldn’t “Crows Before Hos” be more preferable since hoes brings to mind gardening implements versus ladies of the night? Semantics aside, either way crows always come before hos and once you take the black you never go back.

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Around the Interwebs: Volume XXXVII

The CW and the “Veronica Mars” Creators Are Teaming Up For an iZombie Show (via Rickey)

iZombie

The CW is joining forces with “Veronica Mars” creators Rob Thomas and Diane Ruggiero to turn the comic book series iZombie into a television show! The comic (which ran for four volumes) follows zombie Gwendolyn Price as she eats brains and retains the memories of the deceased once a month to keep herself alive. The show will be more of a police procedural, with the main character as a zombie medical student who works in a coroner’s office who teams up with the police to help solve murders. It could be great, or it could be terrible.

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