Get Out of the Water Already: Cassie-la Chomps on ‘Meg’ by Steve Alten

Meg Steve Alten Book CoverMeg: A Novel of Deep Terror by Steve Alten
Genre: Fiction, horror, sharks, thriller, action, you know how you beat a shark? You stay on fucking land, idiots!
Rating
: 3 out of 5 stars

SummaryDisgraced naval submersible pilot turned paleobiologist Jonas Taylor is haunted by a failed dive that killed two of his colleagues and changed his life forever. Sadly for Jonas, no one believes that he actually saw an extinct albino shark in the Mariana Trench several years ago, and now he’s relegated to giving lectures and writing books on his crackpot theories to pay the bills. But all that’s about to change, and the definitely not extinct Carcharadon Megalodon will make her presence known to the entire world. Read: she’s going to eat everyone.

Welcome to the fifth annual Shark Week on Bibliomantics, where I torture myself by reading and reviewing a shark themed novel, all in the name of something that is definitely not science.

I wasn’t sure which book I was going to read this year, until the adaptation of Steve Alten’s much-praised Meg announced Jason Statham would be joining the soon to be a motion picture as protagonist Jonas Taylor. It also had pretty decent reviews on GoodReads so I figured, what’s the worst that could happen?

Much like the poorly named Sharc by actor and Kindle author Paul Rudd, Meg suffers from too many characters. With the exception of Jonas, Mac, Terry, Maggie (who I thought was named Molly until I double checked) and Bud, I regularly forgot which characters were integral to the plot and who they even were when they would deign to appear. Not that it matters because they’re all just pieces of one-dimensional cardboard — with the exception of helicopter pilot Mac who is the best. TEAM MAC!

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My Year in Reading: Cassie-la’s June 2016 Bookstagram Wrap Up

Love ogling books as much as you love reading books?

I’d like to introduce you to Bookstagram (AKA Instabook),which is essentially the tag where book lovers share all their book themed photos, from book covers to book spines.

Unfortunately, June didn’t have the most amazing tags, but hopefully that will change in July — fingers crossed!

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My Year in Reading: Cassie-la’s June 2016 Wrap Up

June 2016 Book Wrap Up

Exit, Pursued By a Bear by E.K. Johnston (★★★★½)

Considered to be a modern re-imaging of Shakespeare’s The Winter’s Tale, Exit, Pursued by a Bear follows cheerleader Hermione Winters through her senior year of high school following a rape she cannot remember. Beside her through it all is her best friend Polly, who is going through her own coming of age story. Get ready to feel lots of feelings!

Iron to Iron by Ryan Graudin (★★★★★)

Set in an alternate timeline where Germany won WWII, this thrilling prequel to Wolf by Wolf gives readers a closer look at the Axis Tour that made Adele Wolfe a household name, paving the way for Yael’s mission to kill Hitler — all while revealing the complicated truth behind Adele and Luka’s love-hate relationship. Yes and yes.

Tiny Pretty Things by Sona Charaipotra and Dhonielle Clayton (★★★★½)

I usually don’t take stock in blurb comparisons, but Tiny Pretty Things truly is Black Swan meets Pretty Little Liars. Full of backstabbing ballerinas and even more backstabbing ballerinas, this drama-filled young adult novel (the first in a duology) takes a very dark look behind the curtain into the cutthroat ballet world.Read More »

My Year in Reading: Cassie-la’s July 2015 Wrap Up

July 2015 Reading List

Tales from the Shadowhunter Academy: The Evil We Love by Cassandra Clare and Robin Wasserman

I’m halfway through the spin-off collection that bridges the gap between Cassandra Clare’s The Mortal Instruments and her upcoming The Dark Artifices. In this short, Clare offers a flashback to a Marauders-era Hogwarts to see what the future Death Eaters are up to.

Big Ass Shark by Briar Lee Mitchell

A fun, easy beach read, Big Ass Shark was an eBook I purchased in order to properly celebrate Shark Week. It’s about exactly what you think it is and reads like your typical B-horror movie fair, but honestly, that’s not always a bad thing. [READ FULL REVIEW]

The Walking Dead Vol. 24: Life and Death by Robert Kirkman

Things that are infinitely better than AMC’s The Walking Dead: Robert Kirkman’s comic book series The Walking Dead. The latest arc in the series starts with a massive time jump and ends with the death of a lot of your faves.

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